I was working on my star ship on my home planet of Yavin when all of a sudden I here a loud (boom) in the distance. I go to check it out and I see this little robot that is not any bigger than a pencil. "Do you need any help sir?"
"No I almost have it I am just missing one small piece." Then Klink examined the star ship and he said the exact piece I was missing which was a robotic ignition system. We blasted off and the flames from my ship followed me like the sparklies trailing off of a my little pony. "Woo hoo so that is where I have been all of this time, ok now we are looking for captain Solo which is on planet Novalis.
When we were on planet Novalis we saw that a huge battle had already commenced but we did manage to find a plumber who gave us an infobot who gave us a transmission for where the top racer Sheldon Marx is stranded on a planet. We also found this old man who used to work for the evil Chairmen Palatine of the blarg race, and the old man gave us a transmission to a planet which actually captain Solo talking about his friend and his training course.
Since we were looking for captain Solo first we flew there passed his training course and got his grappling hook. On that planet we also found another transmission which had this robot general on planet Euroda where his goal was to chop down all the trees and get all other resources for chairmen Palatine. Once we got to planet Euroda after visiting planet Jupiter where we freed Sheldon Marx and found his agent we located the robot and defeated him. The robot gave us a transmission to planet Venus where we would find Captain Solo.
"We finally get to meet Captain Solo, this is so impressive, he can help us defeat Chairmen Palpatine." Kilink said.
"Hello gentlemen, would you guys like to help me defeat a giant rancor?" Which is a ginormous green monster with tremendous power. Solo asked.
"Yes sir." Klink said without my consent.
"Perfect just meet me at my headquarters." Solo said.
We got to Solo's headquarters and defeated it so we could see the captain clearly. "Hello boys, step into the ring of fire, I mean hero's so you can start helping me out."
"Did he say fire?" I asked.
"No this is it Wrench we have reached our goal so let's go." Klink said.
(beep the remote said) "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" I said falling down.
"Goodbye Captain Wrench." Solo said
"Get off of me you idiot" I said to Klink as my head started filling with rage. Klink and I found an infobot as we got in our ship and it showed us the planet of Pokitaru where it showed us the exact place to get the O2 mask so we could get on to Palpatine's base We saved the planet of Pokitaru from Palpatine's ships dumping waste into the water's and now have the O2 mask.
We flew to Palpatine's base and we saw that his flagship had just left the base with the deplanetizer which can blow up a whole planet. We did however find Solo we shot his plane down and found a new ship so we can now catch up to Palpatine. "Look there he is Klink, Chairmen Palpatine." I said excitedly. We rushed over to see him and his smug look on his face.
"You bumbling idiots you have came all of this way to save your planet and now you are going to see it blow up in your face literally. So poetic isn't it?" We fought Palpatine in two stages while I was on Giant Klink and while I was running after the poor little man. I got off of Giant Klink because Palpatine had shrunk him down to normal size after we hurt him enough. While I was on land we go onto the deplanitizer and fought on it. "You poor saps don't have a clue, once I hit this switch a timer will commence and all you have worked for will be for not," Chairmen Palpatine said with a look of sheer satisfaction.
"Come on Klink we have got to stop that timer," I said confidently
(Timer) "Your planet will blow up in 5 minutes. Klink and I stopped the timer with 4 minutes and 45 seconds left then we had to fight Palpatine. Once he hit the timer again it took us little bit longer because we had to escape him and we now had only 2 minutes left. We had hit him some more and then once we had defeated Palpatine and we blew him to his new planet, we had totally forgot the timer. (Timer) "Your dreams will be crushed in 10 seconds, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5.
"Klink we really need to stop the timer," I said in a panicked tone
"I can't the servos in my arm appear to be broken."
"Fine then I will do it myself."
(Timer) " 3, 2, 1. Commencing shut down process, have a nice day." After that Klink and I were hanging off of the edge of the deplanetizer and we fell but we did survive.
"Hey tin can let me fix that arm," I told Klink. I fixed his arm and little did we know we were about to go on another journey but that is for another time.
Thursday, April 26, 2012
Thursday, April 19, 2012
What I Think of the Three Stooges Movie
The movie was top notch in humor unless you don't like slapstick humor then it won't be awesome. You have Larry and Curly the brainless ones, then you have Moe who is the leader of the group, and when you mix them together you get trouble in funny ways. The main point of the story is three knuckle heads live at an orphanage that is getting shut down due to all the expenses that the orphanage is down by.
My favorite scene was when Larry, Moe, and Curly were up fixing a bell on the orphanage that they live in. It was so funny because Larry took a coffee break and Curly said "hey are those doughnuts, I want one."
"Sure Larry said." Then Moe got up and took doughnuts and shoved them into Curly's ears.
"Get back to work you knuckle head" Moe said.
"I think you got doughnuts in my ears Moe." Larry got up and tried helping Curly by looking for a doughnut remover. He saw a sign that said DO NOT REMOVE and read it as DOUGHNUT REMOVER. They then removed the pin or "doughnut remover"to the bell which afterward fell and hit the nun that worked at the orphanage on the head. Then silence.
In my mind this troublesome trio are not the brightest bulbs on the tree.
I give this movie 5 stars just due to how stupid but funny it is. The director did an amazing job at picking the cast because these three are just the way I imagined they would look like. Eventually though they don't get the money to save the orphanage but they do get something better. Want to know what it is? I guess you will have to see the movie to find out.
Warning: This movie may cause severe laughter.
My favorite scene was when Larry, Moe, and Curly were up fixing a bell on the orphanage that they live in. It was so funny because Larry took a coffee break and Curly said "hey are those doughnuts, I want one."
"Sure Larry said." Then Moe got up and took doughnuts and shoved them into Curly's ears.
"Get back to work you knuckle head" Moe said.
"I think you got doughnuts in my ears Moe." Larry got up and tried helping Curly by looking for a doughnut remover. He saw a sign that said DO NOT REMOVE and read it as DOUGHNUT REMOVER. They then removed the pin or "doughnut remover"to the bell which afterward fell and hit the nun that worked at the orphanage on the head. Then silence.
In my mind this troublesome trio are not the brightest bulbs on the tree.
I give this movie 5 stars just due to how stupid but funny it is. The director did an amazing job at picking the cast because these three are just the way I imagined they would look like. Eventually though they don't get the money to save the orphanage but they do get something better. Want to know what it is? I guess you will have to see the movie to find out.
Warning: This movie may cause severe laughter.
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
What I think about Rx (so far)
This is such a cool book so far. You have this girl that is part if a really smart group of kids but is also now doing drugs so she can become smarter. Thyme Gilcrest the main character in the book stole this drug called Ritalin from her friend Will and now the Ritalin is helping her become a better student.
I think she is taking the drug either because she grew up with her parents doing drugs or she is doing it so she can become more popular. Ever since Thyme has been taking the Ritalin she has done better in worldciv so I think it could be making her smarter the more she takes. She could also be taking the drug because she was doing bad in the math timed quizzes so she could be taking it so she could be doing it so she can feel like she is getting smarter.
Thyme went to this party with the 20 which is made of the smartest kids in school. Of course though Thyme took the ritilan so she could fit in which I think is ridiculous.
I think she is taking the drug either because she grew up with her parents doing drugs or she is doing it so she can become more popular. Ever since Thyme has been taking the Ritalin she has done better in worldciv so I think it could be making her smarter the more she takes. She could also be taking the drug because she was doing bad in the math timed quizzes so she could be taking it so she could be doing it so she can feel like she is getting smarter.
Thyme went to this party with the 20 which is made of the smartest kids in school. Of course though Thyme took the ritilan so she could fit in which I think is ridiculous.
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Hunger Games Movie review
I saw the Hunger Games movie yesterday and let me just say, BLEW MY MIND. In my mind out of 5 stars I would give it a 4 and a half. I say that because it followed the book very well but it just left out some minor details.
This movie is so full of action and if you don't like seeing people get their neck snapped or hit by fireballs, then don't watch it, but if you do then this is the movie for you. The cast was so good that whenever you looked at them after you have read the book, then you can picture them, and they look perfect. The directing was also amazing because when someone got stung you can see the hallucinations that they were having like blurry vision.
I loved the part where the giant dog jumped out and attacked Katniss and Peeta. My really only dislike is the fact of where Katniss got the mockingjay pin.
This movie is so full of action and if you don't like seeing people get their neck snapped or hit by fireballs, then don't watch it, but if you do then this is the movie for you. The cast was so good that whenever you looked at them after you have read the book, then you can picture them, and they look perfect. The directing was also amazing because when someone got stung you can see the hallucinations that they were having like blurry vision.
I loved the part where the giant dog jumped out and attacked Katniss and Peeta. My really only dislike is the fact of where Katniss got the mockingjay pin.
The part that made me cry was when Rue got hit with a spear and Katniss could not help her and Rue died. All and all though the movie was fantastic and I would recommend it to anybody.
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